CORPORATE BEGGERS
First Beggar: You must be very
crazy!!! , how dare you tell me you were robbed , what a big lie, you were
robbed and they did not collect your infinix hot 2 phone, you were robbed
and they did not collect your Rolex, those robbers must have been foolish like
you, People like you are BEGGARS!!!!
Police Officer: Sir; what happened?
First Beggar: This man is a criminal, he lied that he was robed and wanted to extol money from me. Please I don’t want him to go scot free, just let him do frog jump from here to yaba market twice.
Second Beggar: (who is already crying) Oga police, no be so o, I just dey ask am for #50.
Police Officer: Start jumping thief, (to the First Beggar) Oga no worry, I go handle am pass weytin you even send me.
First Beggar: Wait Officer, let me tell him something,(to the second beggar, Whisper) In your life, when your colleague ask you for money, you no go tell am say make him run go yaba, weere (madman) Corporate beggar
if you were in the shoe of the First Beggar would you have done more or what you will do if you were the second beggar.
While he was talking, a police
officer approach the First Beggar, the First Beggar immediately posed making a
call to an inspector
First Beggar: (Still on phone) don’t
worry Inspector Ladele have seen one of your Corporal here, (he immediately
looking at the police rank and name on his chest) Welcome Corporal Clement.Police Officer: Sir; what happened?
First Beggar: This man is a criminal, he lied that he was robed and wanted to extol money from me. Please I don’t want him to go scot free, just let him do frog jump from here to yaba market twice.
Second Beggar: (who is already crying) Oga police, no be so o, I just dey ask am for #50.
Police Officer: Start jumping thief, (to the First Beggar) Oga no worry, I go handle am pass weytin you even send me.
First Beggar: Wait Officer, let me tell him something,(to the second beggar, Whisper) In your life, when your colleague ask you for money, you no go tell am say make him run go yaba, weere (madman) Corporate beggar
if you were in the shoe of the First Beggar would you have done more or what you will do if you were the second beggar.
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